*Add $10 for printing and fondling.
request your shirt at [email protected]

Do you want to fit in?

Do you want to belong to a group?

Well then,

Go with the flow:

Join the club!
It's the cool thing to do!

    Many new groups have immersed in the past few years, most of which claim to be 'different.' Some may try to cover up their little schemes by describing themselves with words like "original," or "alternative," or maybe even "non-conformists;" but don't be fooled by any of these cheap imitations! The only true way to deny conformity is to become a true Anti-Conformist. If we all join together, we can make Anti-Conformism the next trend!

Note to anyone viewing this site (which means you cause, well, you're reading this):
This site is not a joke!
    There really is a club like this and yes, you too can be one of the millions (give or take) to become a member! All you have to do is contact the Club President (me) and I'll sign you up right away, no questions asked. Then you just have to order one regularly priced FREE club T-shirt (subject to printing and fondling charges) in the near future, and you'll never be forced to do anything again, ever! It's as simple as that! And once you become a member, you'll experience all the benefits of being a member, including, but not limited to, and not necessarily including: 

• The increased pride and self-esteem of knowing that you belong to a real group!

• An increase in nighttime visibility due to the special fabric (cotton) used in the creation of the T-shirt (Hanes Beefy-T).

• An increase in sexual activity caused by an increase in sexual attractiveness due to the specially designed T-shirt, which, mind you, is absolutely FREE! (plus any applicable charges)

Just look at this stud!

He can't keep the women off him!
 

The Shirt: Here's the deal: The shirt's pictured above (duh). The front is just the ACC logo, and the back looks like the top of this web page: everything above the 3 black lines is what's on the back of the shirt - plain and simple. It's all black print on a white Hanes Beefy-T, size XL shirt. Pretty neat, huh!

If you want a shirt, just E-Mail me at [email protected]. I'll give you the details, and then you'll be on your way to the easy life of Anti-Conformism!

This site is not meant to offend anyone (in particular). If you are offended then you're probably one of those people who's trying to be different simply to fit in, cause you think that's the way to do it. Well, if you're offended, you can send E-mail comments and complaints to KISSmyASS!@YOU'REaMORON.GOON!! (No really! Try it!)

 
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Christopher J. Mischler.
 
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